Friday, September 10, 2004
had two of the weirdest dreams.
dreamt i was getting married to lionel richie,ya know,dad to nicole richie?yeah.i was standing on this bridge or pier i cant remember,with paris hilton and nicole richie on my left and my next door neighbour on my right.we were looking down into the water,which was really scary cos it was dark and deep,when this huge whale surfaced,jumped outta the water and turned into lionel richie.he grabbed my hand and pulled me into the water.
with that,we were officially married.
wtf?lionel richie??
at least he's rich.
another one was...missy elliott came to my house.there was a macs next to my house,and me and my pri skl gang were eating when suddenly evry1 rushed out cos missy arrived.and i went "yo sup" at her like old buddies.IF ONLY it was like that in real life.
i have the weirdest dreams.
some scary.there was once i dreamt i was over at my late grandma's house.we were sleeping when i felt something under my pillow.so i lifted the pillow....and there was a bloody human head underneath it!!!
B-grade horror movie scene ensues.suddenly black coffins start appearing outta nowhere and vampires start rising and im running........severed heads everywhere.....then i run smack into this really tall thing and faint.
this one's really weird.i was in class,with a few classmates,when someone came in and left a bowl with a lobster in it.i cant remember what happened next,but one of the lobster's pincer broke into two but the lobster was still alive.
and i duno why i did this but i went down to the general office to get major chong to glue the lobster's pincer back together and...err he did.then he gave it back to me and i went back to class.thing is,the lobster's pincer was as good as new.
i put the lobster on a table and i went somewhere,duno where.when i came back,the lobster had grown into the size of king kong and was flinging ppl around!
uhhh.
so i was on my way to atiqah's crib right,i was sittin in the train bored like hell cos i forgot to put a cd in my discman when this chinese couple got into the train and sat directly opposite me.at first they were like any normal couple displaying public signs of affection which is considered acceptable i.e holding hands.
then the girl saw me looking[NOT staring,i swear i wasnt staring and going tsk tsk like some malay aunties do while muttering disapproval] at them and assumed i was staring in envy at her boyfriend and desperately yearning for a boyfriend so she,being the bitch that she probly is,decided to turn the affection meter up.
why are some people so despicable?why is she revelling in the fact that she has a boyfriend who looks like a cross between charlie chaplin and edward scissorhands?why does she automatically assume that any girl who so much throws a glance in her way deserves a sickening display of unadulterated lust?
so she starts fondling the guy's waist,then she starts [what looked like] humping the guy.she was rocking enthusiastically back and forth really quickly in the confinement of the mrt seat.
the guy was enjoying it,obviously.
then she gives me that smug look,that "im humping my guy in the mrt while you're not" look.i was trying really hard not to get up and smack the both of them.
PLEASE LAH.my guy looks a million times better than that bonehead of a boyfriend you've got.and michael jackson with nose falling off looks MUCH better than you stupid bitch.
atiqah's hood was being fogged.we went down...and there were all these cockroaches crawling all over the place.
DISGUSTING.i think i stepped on more than a few big ones.atiqah and her lil sis was screaming away.i was laughing cos the whole thing was so funny.couldnt really see most of the roaches cos i was w/o specs [they fell into the mrt tracks remember?] so it wasnt too bad.
i cannot believe there's only the weekend left to the hols.
but then again,i should be thankful.only 2 more days till i see him again...=)
okay,ive sat here pondering over what to blog about next for the past 5 minutes and i cant think of anything.let me blog-hop for some inspiration yeah?
ah forget it.ive blogged a long enough post.maybe i'll post something again later.im feeling kinda melancholic right now,for some reason.err,yeah.me out~
funkadelic @ 1:37 AM
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