Saturday, November 20, 2004
again,here i am with nothing to do and nowhere to go so,again,i shall blog.faced with the monstrosity of a drama camp coming up tomorrow,im surprised i have the mood to do anything today.im also having a sore throat,so im cranky,so you do not want to piss me off.
another HUGE monstrosity..a beng by the name of sly got into the finals of spore idol.WADDESHIT??!!
i cant believe this.sigh.i give up.no-one can educate the tone-deaf.especially those who say sly is "special".waddeHECK is so special about him??he is just another ah beng you can pluck anywhere off the streets,except that his hair isn't blonde and his voice is slightly better than the rest.
okay,so take away taufik's voice and what do you get?a typical mat.if you duno what a mat is,you either have to be foreign or unfit to be called a sporean.but this mat has an exceptional voice and he doesn't look too bad either.if he wins,he looks alot better than ruben studdard.if he doesn't,he looks much better than clay aiken.either way,he'll look fuckin better than sly anytime.
scary facial expressions?for taufik,its called being sincere and focused in his singing.for sly,it IS him singing.nothing profound there.
let me digress.
im going to get a phone soon!!!i LOVE my mum so much.she said i could get a 3120 with a line.and i thought im never gona see a hp bill again,because my parents were dead against me using a line.figures,the last bill was a three-digit number,resulting in my mum having fits.
yeah i am finally going to be able to sms again.you fortunate people with handphones have NO idea what i went through without being able to sms.NO IDEA.smack me if im wrong.
the whole family isn't home so i decided to be my own chef for the day.i made oven baked rice and sweet n sour nuggets!
actually i had no idea where that came from,i was just throwing stuff around in the kitchen.okay so i took some boiled rice,lightly fried it with some pepper and oyster sauce.then i stirred in some butter,put in a glass bowl and left it in the oven for a coupla minutes.
then i fried some chicken nuggets and...i confess i didn't make the sweet n sour sauce on my own,it was from yesterday's leftovers...see you can salvage leftovers,just use your imagination!poured the sauce over the nuggets,took the rice out of the oven,and tadah!!
needless to say,it was delicious.
i guess im boring you.so...i realise ive been reading quite a few books which are sadistic like fuck.everytime i borrow books,there'll be either one or two which are sadistic.here are a few i recommend:
wicked peace by gay longworth.i think i mentioned this book earlier right?anyway,its about this journalist who finds a girl dead in a garage.its not murder,neither is it suicide.think sex.S&M.oh yeah,there's a part where a gay gets raped also.freaky.
regina's song.forgot who wrote it.its about this girl who goes psycho after seeing her twin sister get murdered and she goes around killing people.men,specifically.she paralyses them with this chemical and then she slowly carves them up while they're still alive,all the while singing this song of hers.
china bride.forgot who wrote it.its about an american girl who gets abducted in china,together with her chinese boyfriend.she then goes on to work in a sleazy lounge,gets sexually assaulted,flogged blah.the scenes are described so vividly you're guaranteed to be shaken.also,i learned a chinese phrase,"dew neh loh moh" from it.it means fuck your mother.
carriers.its about this airborne virus going around infecting people resulting in them bleeding all over the place.alot of blood and gore.
lazy bones.its about a murderer who murders ex-convicts who happened to be rapists.its truly disgusting,the way the murderer does his job.also,it gets you thinking,dropping clues along the way.i love the ending,i didn't expect it at all.
speaking of sadism..i recall this movie i saw a loooong way back,when i was just a kid.its called "milo".don't be fooled by the title,it has nothing to do with the drink.its about this kid named milo,who's actually dead,but we don't know it at first.he haunts this group of girls from when they were kids all the way to when they are adults.
he wears this yellow raincoat which hides his face,occasionally showing glimpses of it.his skin reminds you of mouldy white bread.and he rides a red bicycle.its scary okay!!!i had nightmares for weeks after watching it.im not kidding.
he kills the girls one by one,then dresses them up in wedding gowns,then hangs them up on hooks in the basement of his house.its fucking scary okay.the last girl,then a woman,survived by drowning the guy.apparently,milo died because his dad killed him by drowning him in the bathtub,so that's the only way to make him rest in peace,albeit forcefully,again.
i remember this scene very vividly.the last girl wakes up,finding herself lying facedown in a basement.she is dressed in a wedding gown and strangely,she can't move.then milo comes,takes a knife and cuts off the buttons on the back of her gown one by one.i had no idea what was the psychology behind the movie but i assume,now,that he marries himself to all the girls,then consummates the wedding.knowing very well that he himself is dead,he's determined to make sure his brides are dead too.
omg disgusting man.
here's another disgusting movie i saw a long time ago on hbo i think.its called "the people under the stairs".its about this psycho couple who either have alot of children or kidnap them i cant remember and they keep them all in the basement without any food or water.the kids turn into these gremlin zombie like creatures.they're very pale because they don't see sunlight.and they're very thin cos they're malnourished.
one of them moves around the house by the panelling.also,there's one kid the couple doesn't keep in the basement.it's this girl whom they dress up in white dresses and the make her do all the housework.then they lock her in a room.
there was this scene where someone gets murdered in the house and there was this big pool of blood,and she was made to clean it up,white dress and all.the wife just pushed her into the blood and her dress soaks it all up so she looked very scary.then after she cleans it up,sobbing hysterically[the girl,not the wife],the wife made her wash herself in a bathtub full of boiling water.siao right???
okay before i get nightmares i shall stop.
wow its a long post today.haha...oklah that's all i guess.
funkadelic @ 9:51 PM
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