Saturday, December 25, 2004
the house has been really silent for the past few days cos the other children were sleeping over at my aunt's house.for once,aman dunia.peace in my crib.
had a hell lotta fun yesterday.went over to said aunt's house to celebrate my cousin's recent circumcision.haha!its a tradition,whenever a boy gets circumcised in the family,we all come over with presents for him and say some prayers lah.im trying to be matter-of-fact here so bear with me.
a couple of days ago i went over to drop off some stuff and the boy was running around half-naked.as in,the bottom half.so yeah,his dick[or what was left of it]was in full-view for everyone to see.my grandma was chasing after him trying to get him to cover up but he was screaming "no!no!!!!"hahahahaha....
it looked like a sausage actually.omg.i will never look at sausages the same way ever again.
my mum kena sabo!!!!
her bdae's in december so we thought we'd give her an early[however nasty]surprise.
there was ice-cream cake right,so we[me and my cousins]mashed up ours and waited for her in the kitchen,right outside the toilet door.i guess we were making abit too much noise cos when my mum opened the door,she was already armed with the showerhead and we got blardy drenched.
the cake didnt get on her face at all!!there was abit on her clothes but most of it fell on the floor.and the whole lot of us got wet.
i guess it never works to sabo my mum.she is,after all,the mastermind behind all the past sabotages.her victims kena terok giler babi sey.no other way to put it.
but that wasnt the end.we filled up two big basins with water and started chasing after her.she was standing at the door then she saw us coming and led us in a hdb block corridor chase,water basins and all.
i swear,i had never seen my mum run that fast before.even we couldnt catch up!amazing woman,my mother.
we finally caught up to her and held her while two of my cousins held the water basins.we were too slow and my mum got one arm free and knocked over both basins such that the people holding her got wet.
sakinah kena terok!!!hahahahaha...
it was damn fun.
my dad was sitting inside,laughing his ass off.typical.
got home at 1 am.
i was sitting alone at the back of my dad's van yesterday night,after we sent everyone home.it was scary.
i kept imagining things.it was twelve midnight lah,cant blame me right??i kept seeing this white figure at the corner of the van with its head down and hair covering its face.its so annoying,i freak myself out sometimes.i got an over-active imagination.
never sit alone at the back of a van at twelve midnight.
funkadelic @ 9:02 PM
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