Friday, May 06, 2005
oh my GAWD how LONG has it been since i went online??? since i updated?? my poor blog. it must have felt so desolate.
common tests are over! there is a light at the end of the tunnel : i got 17/25 for pure literature. the rest of the subjects can go fuck themselves. especially a.maths.
oh man a.maths. im turned off maths for sure this time. i thought i'd give it a chance but after the murderer of a paper we got just now... it really sucked lah. i didn't know whether to laugh or to cry after faggotay collected our papers. actually, 10 minutes before the paper ended, i'd already tidied up all my papers, packed my pencilbox and debated whether to sleep or not.
here's a classic: "i"m so screwed it's funny."
courtesy of adil.
that's it. im not going to mention maths again. heck lah. im not going to die just because of a fucking maths paper. i mean, i don't even see what the heck is the point in learning maths anyway. how are we going to apply coordinate geometry or logarithms or sets in real life? how??? can somebody tell me how???
does learning coordinate geometry teach you how to cook? does it teach you how to do laundry? does logarithms teach you how to speak proper english? does it teach you how to write properly? does it teach you how to communicate? does anyone in this fucking world speak maths as a language? money, yes. maths, hell no.
i can take basic maths, like BASIC and SIMPLE formulae, like basic algebraic manipulation and things like that. but what is the point in learning all this extra shit? they should just teach us money manipulation or marketing skills or at least something useful lah.
besides, what do you become with all the logarithms and sets shit? a maths teacher? or a mathematician perhaps? take your bloody pick lah. and what do mathematicians do exactly? complicate matters further by coming up with some more stupid laws and topics for teachers to teach and students to commit siucide over?? and it's not like the teachers benefit either because they get low pay and vomit blood over marking the students' work??
why do we put ourselves through this?? WHY????
hah. i know. because we are STUPID. DUH.
you see, im becoming stupid just TALKING about maths. its burning up my brain cells. im not talking about it anymore.
talking about the number of falls i've had just now. i mean, i was talking about it just now, not falling all over the place just now. haha.. let me list them down.
the most memorable fall i've had is definitely the one at my first cross-country. its so hilarious. i tripped over a rock or something and fell while running. i ended up sprawled on the soil, face down and i remembered atiqah screaming or something. she almost fell on me. thank god she didnt if not i wouldn't be alive now.
then i managed to sit up and there was a whole crowd surrounding me, mostly my classmates. i was telling everyone not to call out my real name so kellynn was going " omg genevive are you okay???" so farnee.
there was this moronic old teacher who took a picture of me. there i was, in obvious excruciating pain [ i sprained my ankle], and there he was, squatting down, adjusting the lens of his camera and shooting like nobody's business. i swear, if i hadn't sprained my ankle, i would have gone up to him and shoved that camera right up his ass. stupid moron.
well, that was something to remember.
another fall was in school. atiqah remembers this very well. we were skipped dnt and we went to the vball court ah. i was walking to the court and suddenly i found myself on the ground with a scraped knee and elbow. it was so sudden! one moment i was all raring to play vball when the next moment i tripped over something and fell. then i slid quite a considerable distance on the ground.
another one was the first time i rode a bicycle. my dad was teaching me. suddenly he just pushed me and at first, it was okay. i was riding! on my own! then i didn't see where i was going and when i next looked up, there was a lamp post in front of me and BAM! i went to the ground.
i remember feeling all dizzy and i lay on the ground for like five minutes before my dad came running. how hilarious is that?
another one is quite recent. it was after a test. we were all taking our bags from outside. i wanted to take mine but i couldn't reach it cos it was too far in, so i stretched lah. then i lost my balance. i wanted to grab at the window grilles but there was a bloody sliding glass panel blocking the grilles so i was grabbing at air. then i fell like a sack of potatoes on a couple of bags. sorry to those whose bags i sat on!! so sorry!!
im so clumsy. just one big emotional wreck. haha. okay, gtg now. tata!
funkadelic @ 4:41 AM
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