Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Thanks to you all for tagging. The tagboard suddenly became untaggable for me. Aw Kinnie darling it's okay.. Maybe next time? And yes, you did miss quite a lot. But it's okay! It's okay it's okay it's okay. I don't know what is with me and repeating things three times but never mind.
Thanks to Tech from SprayTwoGeorge for tagging. Ahaha, the first time I heard of them was when I read their interview on NoJunks, and I remember thinking, Damn what a name lah! Lol.
Went cycling with Siti, Nas, Mas, Husna, Effa, Salmah and Aisyah at East Coast just now. I can still feel the bicycle seat up my ass. Haven't cycled in a long time, so cycling non-stop for slightly less than an hour can do bad things to your butt.
So I dragged myself out of bed at 7.30 in the morning.
Damn the rain. Was raining heavily when I reached AMK. We were deciding which bus to take blah blah and we finally reached the place, or somewhere around it, a year later. Walked a heck of a long way to East Coast from this bus stop in the middle of nowhere.
We saw a bus-driver doing his business in clear sight! And he took a damn long time lah! I could see the stream. Streaming high and in a clean yellow arc. Ooh, talk about graphic description.
As if I could see THAT clearly. Ha! Ha! But people who urine in public never fail to disgust me. Especially in wide open areas, even with trees around, I don't care. Just Don't. It is very irritating. You think the trees and grass like drinking your urine is it?? Ha??
Drink MY urine and die.
Also equally irritating are parents who let their kids urine in public.
Back to the topic on hand. East Coast, yes.
I wasn't planning on getting wet, but getting wet is inevitable when you go to the beach lah. Either you get wet and not have fun, or get wet and have fun. I am so gifted in foresight I didn't bring any extra clothes.
Avid doodlers went to work... on the sand! Me, Nas and Hus took sticks and doodled on the sand. It was all so clean and flat and unmarked. So we put our itchy hands to work. Did a couple of throwups. Heh.
Then we sat down and let the waves lap at our feet and legs and butts. So therapeutic!
Then Mas came and we went cycling! At first it was fun and all. Then the pain came. The pain! Buay tahan, but I tahan-ed all the same.
I don't understand how some people can bring themselves to wear bikinis to the beach. Minahs lah, to be specific. Sentosa is filled with them lah! I mean, it's perfectly fine if you look like Halle Berry in a bikini, but some of these girls look like a sad joke wearing bikinis. Really!
What a sad, sad sight.
Also, spotted some guys praying on the beach. Nothing wrong with that of course, but not when they pray in different directions! The first guy who prayed was so fast lah! Like pelesit like that. Then another two prayed, a while after him, and they prayed in a different direction.
Buat lawak kepe bang?
So improper. Bodoh bahlol samdol badigol.
I had better lost some weight doing all that cycling. But then again, I ate a Big Mac, so fat hope.
The prices there are ripping us off! I hate it! They are just exploiting the fact that there are not many shops there to buy from, so they make the prices so exorbitant. Too much man. A stick of ice-cream, usually 60 cents, a dollar there. A cone, 2 dollars. Ice kacang, 2.80.
Daylight robbery!!!
But the fish and chips not bad, 4 bucks. And it's nice. Save for the ex-convict who served us. Ooop, yellow ribbon, yellow ribbon.
Kidding. I don't know if he's an ex-convict or whatever, but he sure looked like one.
After that we went on a photo spree. Took extremely emo-tional pictures. So funny lah. BSB, jailbirds, runaways, singing in the rain, everything also have.
Attempted to tag on the bus, but was too sleepy. And the bus kept shaking violently.
Getting very sleepy.
But no! I realised I left something out from the post about Sunday, so I'll squeeze it in.
Do you all know who's Carla? That girl who acts in the serial "First Moms" as the pregnant teen.
Well, if you don't, I don't blame you.
She was there on Sunday with her boyfriend. Okay, so she was there. I even mentioned it to Nas lah, Oh isn't she that Carla girl? Slight excitement at the sight of someone slightly recognisable.
Then I walked past her and glanced at her. THEN she gave me that look. Yes, that head-to-toe-and-back look. Then she rolled her eyes and rubbed her boyfriend's stomach.
Oh no, she didn't!!!
But yeah, she did.
Who the heck does she think she is, Julia Roberts??? You think you so famous is it hah?
OOOh, nooo omigosh it's Carla from First Moms, I just love your acting it's so real and profound I think you're a true thespian! Can I kiss your feet?? Can I rub your boyfriend's stomach too? Can I? Please??? He is such a hunk I think I'm falling in love but of course he's yours I won't touch heeheehee
Please.
My grandfather's uncle's hamster can act better than you lah. And that cheena boyfriend of yours? Where did you get him? Some mountain high up in Mongolia? And what was he doing? Milking goats? And what's with the rubbing of the stomach? Is he pregnant?
Pffft.
Irritating bitch.
funkadelic @ 5:59 AM
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