Thursday, June 23, 2005
Okay, I will hold back no longer. It's been a long time since I've bitched about a person in my blog, I forgot how much fun it is, provided the person deserves it lah.
I am having a TBP! [Total Bitch Post]
For those who are allergic to bitchiness, I suggest you scram right now or you will die from sneezing your lungs out of your nostrils. A warning, this is not a Total Bimbotic Bitch ala Tiffany Wilson Post, but it is straight up, in your face, acid.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I have restrained from commenting about the resident poser in the school simply because I try to be nice, or maybe it's pity, I don't know it all feels the same when it comes to HER.
Actually I don't see why I should spare any feelings for her because obviously I would be giving her attention if I do, which is obviously what she wants but we all can't help it, can we?
I pity her because she is so confused! How can she stand living in that self-imposed confusion? How can her midget form possibly take it? How can she make herself show that black-eyeliner smeared face to the world? How?? She must be one strong person. Or she has skin as thick as a rhino's butt.
I'm guessing the latter.
Tell me, what kind of music do you like? Hiphop? Punk rock? Uh, jazz?
It's perfectly fine if you like all three, because the key word here is 'like'. But to advocate and blur the lines between the genres by adapting the concepts behind the music, and mixing it all up, now that is NOT perfectly fine. In fact, it is not fine at all.
Yes, like Naf says, hiphop and punk rock do not go together. At all.
Hiphop is a culture. It is not just about clothes, or slang or using it to be cool. People who truly feel the culture, get in the culture. I think she's trying to do that by taking hiphop dance lessons from a certain spa, and advocating graffiti, saying it rocks her world and whatever shit.
Ah, but she's not really doing it see, because hiphop dance is not an element of hiphop, breakdance is. She asked me to teach her to break once, but I am scared her puny frame cannot endure the physical side of breakdancing.
And the graff pictures on her friendster profile? None of her doing.
This graff thing is really bugging me.
I'll take you back to October 2004, when I was still on relatively good terms with her, I actually went for the graffiti workshop during the school's Arts Fest in the same group as her.
She was wearing a trucker cap which was so fugly, I must say.
So what did she do during the workshop? Oh, flirt with the facilitators a little, hogged the black spraycan while doing the background, complaining that Scope didn't let her see his blackbook, adjusted her trucker a little, basically a lot of shit.
Let me set this straight. Anyone, I repeat, anyone can do a background. Unless you are really spastic and can't stop trying to shove the spraycan down your mouth, doing the background shouldn't be a mean feat. I'm not saying a perfectly even coat of paint background, but a whatever as long as it's covered kind of background.
You following me here?
At the most, you get drips running down your background. It does not justify you 'luUurve'-ing graffiti! It does not justify you making yourself out to be actually experienced in graffiti! It does not fucking justify anything!!!!!
As you can see, I am starting to get really pissed, but I will maintain my Total Bitch demeanour and continue with a certain amount of dignity.
Oh, and she has the nerve to say that I taught her graffiti. I won't even bother to deny that because if you had at least two brain cells in your head, you would know that I did not actually do that. And her definition of teach is, teaching exactly how to draw this letter, how to draw that one, blah blah.
What utter nonsense, LAH!
I merely gave her an example of something in my style, and said that the development and expansion of one's style is purely his or her own effort, there is no set template for you to COPY and call it YOUR FUCKING OWN.
I tell everyone that okay. Just because she is so interested, doesn't mean that I can show her exactly what to draw and how to draw it. Simply because I can't do that! I didn't develop a distinct style over a span of two years just to show someone as an example and have that someone COPY IT. And claim that I taught her.
I don't compromise on quality, more less on originality but I can accept biting to a minimum because I know my work is not copyrighted. Biting, in this case, is getting inspiration, or citing influence from, which I am not loathe of doing, because I did it myself in the early stages of development, then that's it, I stopped.
But this girl. This girl! If she has originality, I will eat my blue limited edition adidas shoes.
And using slangs such as 'ma' for my, 'fer' for, well, for and having atrocious spelling does not make you cool, especially if you use it incessantly. It makes you sound dumb. And to put God three items under Good Charlotte does not make you cool either.
And how dare she put graff under checkered stuff???
I think everyone has seen her Friendster profile, so you all know how excruciating it is.
And if she's keeping it real, I will eat my Stan Smiths. And I will stop loving Pharrell. I bet she doesn't even know what it means! Well, she can't even spell it, so no doubt about that.
Everything about her is just so wrong. She should just like, go to Scotland, dig a hole and live there. Hey, I might even donate a spraycan or two so she can spray the walls of her hole a different background colour every two weeks!
Or she can spray her walls checkered! Let's see, I have black and red to spare, so she can enlarge the design on her bag onto the walls, and if I feel extra kind, I might give her yellow too, so she can throw in the lemon as well!
Oh, too bad about the eyeliner, she might have to use her own shit when the kohl runs out. Oh, don't forget a videotape of Hiphop Dance Moves, courtesy of Amore Fitness, and some Good Charlotte posters as well. Oooh, what about toy electric and bass guitars?
Why not grab a mat who's 'kipg it real' and throw him in the hole to keep her company?
Syafiqin you are TOO kind! Oh no, it's all my pleasure! Really! Anything to keep the poser happy! *beams ecstatically* Oh no, I almost forgot the sketchbook and pencil! She just loves drawing, don't you know?
What kind of drawing, you ask? Oh, I don't know, just things she copies from here and there, it doesn't matter, like I said, anything to keep the poser happy!
funkadelic @ 9:26 PM
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